What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
Let me start it off like this, I love terrible movies. The lower the rating on Rotten Tomatoes, the more tendency I have to liking the movie. Ex: White House Down is a classic to me.
Fifty Shades of Awfulness So bad, that you couldn't help but find faults in it. 1) NO ONE FINDS PARKING IN SEATTLE, LET ALONE IN FRONT OF A MAJOR BUILDING TWICE - Who are they playing!? 2) No billionaire goes without a heavy security team 3) If you are that rich and everyone knows who you are, you can't get around town without people wanting photos with you or trying to get you to do something 4) No character development what so ever. Just clip its of random scenes that don't have a back story. I mean there was 2 hours in that movie. Not one moment where it was like oh it makes sense 5) Awkward line delivery: In the boardroom he just blurts out I want to F you hard... just across a table? He could have gotten behind her and said it in her eye and pulled at her hair.. Something! 6) The scenes went from dark to bright, it was blinding. I may need to go see my eye doctor now 7) Why do they claim she is a poor student, when her mom has a nice place in AZ in the movie. LIke she drives a beat up white V bug, but gets an amazing apartment in Seattle. Do these people not know how expensive Seattle is?! Most rental places are as expensive or comparable to NYC housing!!! They had room for a big living room!? 8) LImp noodle hand whipping and weird ecstasy looks. Really? They couldn't get a BDSM specialist? I mean I am by no means an expert, but that was poorly done 9) Anyone else think that Jamie Dornan has one eye that is bigger than the other? They did so many close ups, I got so distracted I couldn't pay attention to the lines. 10) Just something I never understood from the book, you tell some guy to do the worst he can do, he does it (weakly), and you yell at him he is a monster?! You told him to do it, you crazy bat! 11) I swear to god, Disney songs are dirtier than the sex scenes (Aladdin: A Whole New World, ring a bell to anyone??). It is bad when I am laughing at the sex scenes. We didn't even get into the acting or the five seconds of songs, that get cut off abruptly
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WTH. Does the basic recipe work or not?
-I love how people are like, "I didn't have any of the ingredients so I used totally different stuff and it is a great recipe...." -Or, "I haven't tried it yet, but it looks delicious so I am giving it five stars." -Or, "I will post when I make it, so excited!" And they never post.... Stop skewing the ratings, people! Some of us need the actual directions! Sorry just me on my soap (soup) box here. Roommate: Ummm so are you going to be here on Valentine's Day? Me: Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't I be? I'm single. Going to watch some Will and Grace and sleep. Roommate: Well I will be here too... with my new girlfriend... so if you don't want a repeat of being woken up again from us being loud, I suggest you find other housing for the night. Me:..... You have got to be kidding me Yep... had to go and sleep on someone else's couch for the night... And he broke up with his new girlfriend the morning after Valentine's Day... What a winner What I planned to send my new roommate as a Be My Valentine Card
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