What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
What My Friend's Mother Sent Her As A Holiday Email: My Conclusion - All Mother's Are The Same12/26/2014
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I mean what school of etiquette did she study at? Why would you ever be as nice as to clean some guy's dirty underwear, you've let stay at your home and it was the first time you have met him?? I would have trashed that so fast! She is too kind... or just insane. Can't figure it out.
To be far, it is the holiday season, she probably opened the bag thinking it was a gift for her... When You See A Coworker's Dog Lick All The Lids On The Soda Cans Stacked On The Floor Of The Kitchen12/9/2014 First looked at the dog and thought, "What would possess you to diligently lick all the can lids."
Then it really became an ethical question of if I should tell anyone what just happened or if I should wash the cans. Ultimately: I just took a bottled water and waited for people to get thirsty.... Mom: "Cute necklace, what are you going to put in locket?"
Me: "My BFF. A picture of Teddy Bear Power of course!" Mom: "...." To be fair, my teddy bear is awesome. And we wonder why she thinks I am either 1) a closet lesbian (since I can't find a guy to put in the locket) 2) never going to be able to date anyone or 3) just really odd. I am pretty sure she thinks daily to herself,"Where did I go wrong?" |
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