What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
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All I asked for was for a new summer look. I guess it is different from my no makeup makeup look.
I felt bad because she really liked what she did so I walked out with it all on. MAC is super pigmented and super hard to rub off!!!! The Response You Get From Your Sister When You Tell Her You Think You Have Hit Rock Bottom.4/22/2015 This is her: And this is what you are both thinking of doing after that statement: I was just making a general statement, didn't realize she would latch onto it. Moral of the story: 1) Your family will be the most truthful people and will honestly/bluntly evaluate you without thinking about your feelings 2) I need to get my sh*t together 3) I walked right into that. I should have known she is my mother's daughter ;) ![]() Talking to my sister on the phone because I was have one of those days where I was thinking about / freak out about my mortality. Sister: "Don't feel bad. We learned a lot in my (overpriced, yuppie) meditation classes. For instance, they tell us at the exact moment of death, you are utterly alone, so you have to make peace with yourself before that." Me: "That honestly makes sense. I like it." Sister: "But don't worry, I will be there when you die." Me: "Wait, what? Why would you be there when I die? You are older than me. Why would I go first?! Are you premeditating something?!" Sister: "......" Moral of the story: I am changing my bank "if I die here is who can have my money" statements. All of them. Today. Eeerrrrrr. Yeah. The first time I leave my apartment for a while other than for work.
She insisted on getting my number... I couldn't give her a fake one 1) Because they had it from when I made the appointment and 2) I actually want her to do my hair again... so I couldn't lie. She was so nice too... and I haven't found a hair stylist I have liked doing my hair in 4 years. Darn it. I wish she had been bad at her job! The copy room legit was flooded with photos of this woman. The room screamed "Stalker!" - like I am going to cut out pictures of her face and put them over my walls in my shrine to her at home. I literally ran out of the copy room with loads of pictures of her face and had to trash them in the secure trash bins - so no one at work would know of my "obsession" with her. Aka hiding my utter waste of paper.
So full of hate right now. It took me 3 hours to prepare that meal. Also annoyed he owes me some money from a takeout order as well. So my hating on him is pretty well deserved at this point.
Happy Monday. Male Coworker: "Those (flowerss) are pretty. Are they from your bbbboooyyyyfriend?"
Me: "BOYFRIEND!?! Boyfriend!?! HAHAHA. Yeah, right. You would all know if I had one." Male Coworker: "Yeah, I guess you are right. We will know, because we will hear you yelling at him on phone." (Clearly talking about his own spouse) Yeah, it is a normal thing to see those things on my girly white and pink bedding with my teddy bears on it. It's just a regular thing. No, I am clearly not weirded out at all.
The head of the crew even called back after saying he wanted to do a check up on the work. I said, "NO." Locked all doors and set up a security system. |
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