What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
Yeah, I went in and ate that cake and left. I didn't even mess.
Event Host: "You started a trend! People are finally eating the cake!" Me: "Dat was all me." Event Host: "..." No shame in my game.
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When I Started A Weight Loss Challenge With Coworkers To Fund My Soon To Be Unemployment Status3/23/2016 We were huddled in a corner at the office, saying (b*tching about) how hungry we were, but people are going hardcore on this challenge. Most likely reason is that no one wants to fork over winner's pot to me for my "let's get fit, but I am really do this to get money from you guys for my funemployment ponzi scheme"... They all know me too well. Also the buy in was $20/person.
One coworker: "I don't think dieting is motivating us. I think it is just giving us all eating disorders.." LOL - SO TRUE. Thank god the people I asked have a healthy relationship with their bodies, but if you think about it, all diets have an element of that cult let's be hungry together followings intertwined within their marketing. I need to be more ambition with this scheme and expand. So much good material. This is me in the front. The one behind is my sister And behind of us would be our dad finding the perfect opportunity when we are both distraction to go in for the kill.
CEO: "What are your plans for the weekend?" (Trying to make polite conversation) Me: "My friends and I are super excited. We are trying out Walrus and The Carpenter. Supposedly it's been ranked as one of the top ten restaurants across the country. I've read all about it." CEO:"Oh, so you heard then that their sous chef just robbed a bank dressed as a woman and was shot dead by the police." Me:"...." Clearly I didn't do all my research...and that the CEO is more hip than me (and more well read)... Yep, these came into the office with a couple of other gift baskets with notes saying "I miss you. x Wifey." Yeah when she sends these randomly, these things don't spell romance at all.
My BFF who is happily married is giving me quite the reputation at work. Wait till she gets the singing stripper telegram I send to her office next month! #paybackneverfeltsogood #whatarefriendsfor He was supposed to take us out for my early bday dinner at a nice sushi restaurant. Instead, changed his mind in route to go to this tikki/native american/karaoke themed dive restaurant. When we said we weren't interested, he kept driving there because he was determined to have us go with him so he wouldn't look like the lone pervert creeping on the waitresses (known for being scantily clad asian girls).
Needless to say: 1)He owes me another birthday dinner (at a place of my choice) and 2) He left that Asian Hooters very happy... xAubrey It's like the Yelp Gods know what I am thinking and won't let me vent my frustration "productively."
I get hangry (hungry+angry when I don't eat at a certain time). Especially when I have waited too long and have my fork poised, ready to dig in - then someone physically moves my fork hand away from my food before I can start eating to take a picture of the dish. My dish, not even their own... Is it only me that that happens to or does that bother/weird out anyone else?
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