What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
Yep.. Apparently it is now a thing. He is that comfortable with me. He has given this process a name, henceforth it means it exists.
He has seen more of my panties than any other guy has by far at this point. Part of me is super disturbed. The other part of me is happy he does both the laundry and sorts it for me...
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Both roommates went to the same EDM concert that lasted 3 days, just with different groups.
What happens when they get back (Slum) Landlord: He brought home his styrofoam cooler - which contained coagulated cow's blood. Like every other time he has bought a styrofoam cooler, it leaked - All over the kitchen floor. I mean why would you bring coagulated cow's blood to a concert in 100+ degree weather. Why do you even need coagulated cow's blood at all!?! And why would you drive it 3 hours home?! You are seriously going to save it?! Glad I didn't answer his text asking to see if he could borrow my new cooler. Naked Yogi: Hasn't stopped throwing up since returning Sadly, naked yogi is the most normal out of all of us. My Weekend: Went and bought lawn art. Why? Because I was bored. Then went to a Medieval Feast at a mock Medieval village. If you haven't been: 1) You eat off a piece of bread instead of a plate (trencher bread) aka don't eat the d*mn bread before the meal starts, else you are done, son. 2) They only provided mead (aka 2 buck chuck - like really???) and in almost 100 degree heat - you get drunk pretty fast 3) When you are feeling pretty hammered because you are dehydrated and drinking, the old english language the actors are speaking and awkward lute/singing between courses are hilarious. 4) Even more hilarious, when you find out one of the middle courses is going to be late and so when an 80 year old actor tries to play a trumpet and ends up just blowing weak air and no real notes come out you and your group just literally fall to the ground laughing. While the rest of the people who are enjoying the feast with you are so uptight that it makes you laugh even more loudly at the sheer awkwardness of it all. Needless to say, my group is probably banned for life. Yep, this was two weeks after my dad's heart surgery operation. See the interest in chocolate and her diet class (she is 108 pounds....)... She also brought up the chocolate again in an email before I found out my dad was in the hospital again (which I only found out because I called my dad because I couldn't get a hold of her for something random)..
ER visit for 4 days - no biggie in her book. Yes. That is brilliant idea. Now a guy who has a heart condition and with no short term memory is left propped up next to some photos not knowing where he is and can't speak.
Getting my dad a dog tag for Xmas say, "Help! I'm lost! Please call ____." Shit. It has been so long since I have interacted with a guy. There was a pretty cute guy at my kickboxing class today. He came and talked to me after class while I was sitting in the lobby putting on my shoes. Guy: "What did you think of the class? Have you been coming here for a while?" Me: "Only for a couple of weeks, but yeah I like it. It's a great workout" Guy: "Yeah, I agree. I have been coming here for two years and love the intensity. I was thinking of maybe doubling up on classes today. But, maybe not. What are you up to?" Me:"I am going home to sit on my couch." Guy:"Oh..." God I cringed inside. That isn't something you just blurt out to a good looking jacked guy that seems semi interested in talking to you. I never even sit on the couch at home. I have no idea why I said that. I could have drooled on myself and it would have made a better impression. I made a quick exit after that. More like scurried away. I think it may be time (or past time) I get back in the game before it is game over before it starts up. I told a coworker and she looked horrified. Coworker response: "You got to make this right. Look cute next week at class and don't act like you have asperger's this time." This is probably what I looked like in his mind when I said that... Because I know that is what I was thinking of
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