What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
Namely this is a shout out to my ex (who I turned off notifications on, but that safety alert still shows up).
I am about to post I am safe on my couch eating potato chips. Maybe I will put an amber alert on myself too.. or at least get a life alert. Yeah I need a life alert, except there is an age restriction on those (ageism at its finest) Though I really believe "I'm safe" is a really useful Facebook tool when there are really big events - Just the wrong people use it especially after the news posts the victims. If I wanted to know I would be sending you a text. Just some morning mulling as I sip my $7 dollar tea at a hipster coffee shop (yeah I should have looked at the prices before I ordered it.. I almost choked when I saw the bill). Now I am just going to sit here until this place closes because I earned my spot here. So yeah, today I am a bit salty.
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