What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
CEO: "What's going on" (clearly weirded out) Me: "Just in the middle of my therapy session" (I am clearly sitting alone) CEO: "...." Shuffles away. Should I be nervous that he didn't even question me on it... Clearly my company has accepted my weirdness. It would be too far to say that they embrace it, but definitely have resigned themselves to it.
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This is all I could think of walking in:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jqDGK_UjfFI 1) Yeah sure, it sounds like a great idea. Not as if I look suspicious at all doing something sketchy in the nicest neighbor in the entire state 2) I look nothing like my boss.. Like there isn't even a slight chance we could be related, so I wouldn't look like a relative that came over 3) Had to tell a coworker the situation and told her to accept a collect call to her landline and also keep some bail money aside if the cops came and carted me off the jail 4) Prayed that I wouldn't land in jail because I have two weeks of vacation to look forward to in less than 24 hours Moral of the story: I came to the conclusion we have weird, but functional relationship. And I would make a really bad cat burglar CEO comes walking out of his office and stops near my desk while hacking up a lung. CEO: "Hi, would you mind helping me with my printer. IT appears to be out" (Cough, cough, cough) Me: "Just how sick are you because I don't want to help you if I get sick." (Grossed out face) CEO looks down and back up at me. CEO:"Are you wearing slippers to work." Me:"..........Touche. Now, where is that printer you wanted me to fix." (All fake smiled and perky like) Touche, kind sir, touche. Well done. Yes, I would be more than happy to assist you in your germ infested office. Also let's be clear, they are slip ons and rubber soled.
A friend at work told me they are rubber soled so you can go get your mail.... it all makes so much sense now. Boss: What's that show you guys always talk about? Broke Back? Well I watched some Broke Back yesterday, it was really good.
Me: Uh, do you mean Breaking Bad... Boss: Oh yes! Yes that is what I meant. Me: ... I need to grab some coffee. Excuse me. Happy Tuesday |
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