What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
I bought a scarf from the Hermes store near my place. I went into an important meeting and after a half an hour, my whole neck got rashes everywhere it touched on my neck. Aka I have a rash in the shape of a scarf all over my neck. My coworkers were laughing so hard.
How does a rash from a mega expensive scarf reek sophisticated and class. WTF, HERMES?!
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When Your Slumlord Takes Out A Piece Of Glass Out Of Naked Yogi Roommate's Foot... With A Shot Vac8/21/2015 Such a guy solution.
Slumlord breaks glass, and cleans, like a guy (aka not well) Naked Yogi, is well naked and barefoot steps on a piece of glass and howls for Slumlord to help. Slumlord pries with shitty tweezers and resorts to the shot vac.to suction out the big chunk of glass. Shot vac on foot = glass pulls out of foot. Both smile and say surgery was successful.. Moral of the story: I live with idiots. |
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