What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
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CEO: "What are your plans for the weekend?" (Trying to make polite conversation) Me: "My friends and I are super excited. We are trying out Walrus and The Carpenter. Supposedly it's been ranked as one of the top ten restaurants across the country. I've read all about it." CEO:"Oh, so you heard then that their sous chef just robbed a bank dressed as a woman and was shot dead by the police." Me:"...." Clearly I didn't do all my research...and that the CEO is more hip than me (and more well read)... He was supposed to take us out for my early bday dinner at a nice sushi restaurant. Instead, changed his mind in route to go to this tikki/native american/karaoke themed dive restaurant. When we said we weren't interested, he kept driving there because he was determined to have us go with him so he wouldn't look like the lone pervert creeping on the waitresses (known for being scantily clad asian girls).
Needless to say: 1)He owes me another birthday dinner (at a place of my choice) and 2) He left that Asian Hooters very happy... xAubrey I get hangry (hungry+angry when I don't eat at a certain time). Especially when I have waited too long and have my fork poised, ready to dig in - then someone physically moves my fork hand away from my food before I can start eating to take a picture of the dish. My dish, not even their own... Is it only me that that happens to or does that bother/weird out anyone else?
My activity on the dating sites and responding to messages goes way up.
Think of it this way: A girl has got to eat somehow and the guy gets the date - it's a win win! For those lenting this year - countdowning the minutes Ash Wednesday. Aka countdown how many restaurants you can get through today before the fast!
People need to stop bringing in delicious holiday food!! Can't resist a good cookie! Evil! xAubrey
See our health section to see how we counteract the attack of the holiday food! |
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