What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
Top picks:
1. Dom Mazzetti - Character actor who attended Tish. If I were young, again, I would be horrified, but after meeting some interesting not choice meat guys - I think I am used to it (Not appropriate for anyone under 25 years old) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zteZXFyZdQ0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE_bbNDWzu0 2.Squirrels - Such determined little mongers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgDa_cpgHWs 3. Remembering I did something similar for one of my BFF's weddings and it was taped and there were over 500 people watching.. just not as coordinated... anyways, props to this guy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT0hj6VTFzU 4. This sums up what my driving is like (though not me) and how my coworkers would react https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDb-hiOpBFo 5. Man, I forgot I watched this whole documentary as a kid. Thank god for youtube snippets. Man I remember being traumatized by this as a kid. Now I see it and I am like, man that lady has a great voice.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRfwNjw82GY 6.Classic Triumph +Star Wars + Star Wars Wedding = Hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-1qas-CL14&list=RDj-1qas-CL14#t=57
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Nerd Pride!!!!! UNITE!!!
I haven't felt this giddy in a long time!!! I heart studyblue.com (and evernote.com). The Creepers: The ones who go out for the sole purpose of trying to rub up against girls either trying to sneakily snake their arms around women or aggressively bump up against a girl and cling till the girl or her friends catch on and push the guy away. The Voyeurs: The guys that like to stand on the side or on the outskirts of the dance floor and stare at women dancing.
The Funny Guys: The guys that don't have much confidence in hooking a breathing woman without getting them through self deprecating comments or weird dancing. The Ravers: The guys that try to get the center of attention by doing the worm or attempting to break dance by taking up all this room in small, packed spaces to show off their moves to circles of drunk people cheering. Once someone else goes in to show what they have, the "performer" before then will attempt to regain attention with more poorly executed moves.
The Bottle Service Club: The guys who buy tables at night clubs (even bad ones) trying to look important in hopes of luring girls over to the tables or creeping on the waitresses. Acting high and mighty (and also acting like they own the waitress that night), buying the flashy bottles with sparklers on them and looking down on everyone. Then you see them all getting p*ssed off at the end tab with all this drinks for girls who get drinks and leave. Hilarious The Normal Ones: Apparently don't exist at clubs. Most girls' consensus say that good guys can't or won't dance in public, so they don't club. If you want guys, go to a bar, sports event, etc. Just not the club. Even if they look normal beware:
Every Time I Try To Self Diagnosis Myself On WebMD It Says I Have Cancer or Heart Attack Symptons.4/20/2014 Yeah, I think I will stick to paying private doctors who charge outrageous fees so I don't have a heart attack after seeing how WebMD categories my simple low blood pressure incident. Will wait for the bill in the mail six months from now to get the heart attack,
I had just met her an hour before that for the first time... girl be cray or something. Made me pretty livid to be honest.
Sashay away, girl. Sashay away My friend: "Oh no he didn't."
Let's just say I wasn't the nicest person after that - you got to lay down the law! Went to a concert last night - can't work off of 3 hours of sleep anymore. I couldn't even pretend I didn't prepare to sleep in my car or didn't have the accessories for it...
Note to self: Drive to a different parking lot and not be parked in the front of the building. But sleeping in car? Motto: Can't stop, won't stop |
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