What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
Yeah, recommending Fifty Shades of Grey or The Hunger Games wouldn't have been a great idea when everyone else suggested Pulitzer Prize winning books...
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It's just weird. Please stop.
If interested, here is the article (It's mother approved): http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/30/fashion/hinge-a-dating-app-introduces-friends-of-friends.html My activity on the dating sites and responding to messages goes way up.
Think of it this way: A girl has got to eat somehow and the guy gets the date - it's a win win! Our secretary asked if we should do photo retakes for the office since we haven't done them in a while. I told her it may be a good idea.
Me: "Would you mind setting up a photo session with the photographer. I would like one done." Her response: "Yes. Yes, you should get one. You look like a perverted lesbian." (in your current photo) Me:"..." #HonestyFridays Survey saysssss: Cleavage.
According to my friends, guys want to see some sexy shots, not a girl who is all covering up in every picture and no makeup. Apparently wholesome looks homely on the internet. Not going as far as getting professionally taken photos (I am not at that level yet) like many girls on these things - who knew women did that?? News to me. So need to practice some "sexy" poses. Shudder. So survey from friends and sister say that I had to take out the paragraphs of inner thoughts I put in my profile. Apparently you can come off sounding desperate, fat, and awkward all in one.... Hey! I am new to all this!
Now my profile is kind of boring and there has been no activity. I told my sister I looked boring now. As my sister said,"Well? Now you don't have all those crazies messaging you. We had to stop the bleeding." I guess that is true. Next steps are to improve about the verbiage on the online sites. Sigh. Who knew online profiles would be so hard to make. After five minutes all I heard was, "Blah Blah Blah." After ten, I heard myself: "Zzzzz."
Some guys are great until they open their mouths. Just stop talking please! Don't ruin my fantasy. If you are going to ruin them, could you have forewarned me so I wouldn't spend two hours getting ready for dinner? At least have the courtesy so I could have come in sweats so I could nod off comfortably. Let's just say we had nothing to talk about at all. I spent more time drinking than listening after that.
Initial reaction when I was matched with someone cute on OkCupid My reaction after He messages: "You give good head?" This is after I read on his profile:" One of the first things people see about me is my politeness and gentlemanly ways." SUCH FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her "subtle" daily way of telling me to settle down because I am getting older (apparently mid twenties means death). I don't think she gets that I like my freedom... Or she thinks I am enjoying so much that the cat is the next rational and logical step.
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