What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
Yeah, recommending Fifty Shades of Grey or The Hunger Games wouldn't have been a great idea when everyone else suggested Pulitzer Prize winning books...
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Ack! I tried on so many clothes and am now all itchy all over! And still didn't find anything good date outfit! Mission fail!
It's just weird. Please stop.
If interested, here is the article (It's mother approved): http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/30/fashion/hinge-a-dating-app-introduces-friends-of-friends.html Really?? I am thinking you are going to say tough mudder, wrestling, boxing, and you come out with golf? Golf with your dad. Then again, it made sense. He was no Tiger Woods.
Oh, I judged. Not sure if guys know that dating isn't cheap for the girl either...
What I did this weekend to prep for a date with a guy I have never even met in person, have texted 3 messages to, and have seen 4 fuzzy pictures of, with not much in common: 1) Manicure and pedicure 2) Facial and getting weasled into buying $200 of preventative aging night cream from the spa 3) 8 hours shopping for clothes and shoes plus sending photos and facetiming with friends to get approval (man, are true friends harsh) 4) 1 hour at the makeup counter and buying products without leaving the counter looking like an trashy tranny 5) Haircut and blowout so I don't burn my hair and condo down trying to do it myself 6) Having my friend try to stalk him on the internet and finding nothing about him 7) Having said friend also go through the menu with me to find stuff that will be teeth friendly (no salads, no garlic, no onions- which are all delicious and sad I will be stuck with something bland) 8) Realizing I had to get eyebrow threading and begging the lady to take me in after they close because everywhere is booked and telling her I don't want to look like Bert (Me at the moment) and Ernie (If I tried doing it myself) - aka there goes my dignity This is even before the date! So yes, yes I am going to enjoy the $15 dollar drink you get me and you are paying for it and say nothing. Thanks. Almost missed that line in between the lines of normal. If guys are freaky or weird, it usually comes out immediately (most can't hide their inner self/freak on the internet). Will have to pass.
Yes, he was wearing Pirates of Caribbean stuff in all his pictures-I think he was serious, but glad he had a hobby...The second section, not sure if his eye sight is that bad, or the matches are really good at covering up!
It's like the Yelp Gods know what I am thinking and won't let me vent my frustration "productively."
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