What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
I keep checking the peep hole in my apartment door every time I go, so I don't run into him.
Going to management tonight and asking them for an additional lock on my front and patio doors. #paranoid
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Burned by a tween.
Seriously came out of left field; felt totally unjustified...she didn't even give a reason...I honestly think she was trying to unload a cat on me. And here I thought she was going to compliment me on my outfit (I thought I was looking cute)! Guess I am too old to be looking at stuff at Forever21. It's time to hang up my cheap "party all night long and I don't care if someone spills beer on me" clothes and embrace knitting cat sweaters and feeding my hoards of cats :( When Kassie and myself were about to walk out a club last night - Guy stops in front of us and moved like like this gif while sinking to the club floor. And then he posed on the floor... and stayed posed...
So awkward stepping over him posing to get to the exit. But maybe not as awkward when one guy suddenly grabbed my hand to twirl me on the dance floor and I ended up punching a nearby another tall good looking guy with the intertwined "twirling" hands at the same time as trying to get out of the twirl. There was nothing sexy about that... Scurried out of that club a lot faster than expected. My activity on the dating sites and responding to messages goes way up.
Think of it this way: A girl has got to eat somehow and the guy gets the date - it's a win win! Our secretary asked if we should do photo retakes for the office since we haven't done them in a while. I told her it may be a good idea.
Me: "Would you mind setting up a photo session with the photographer. I would like one done." Her response: "Yes. Yes, you should get one. You look like a perverted lesbian." (in your current photo) Me:"..." #HonestyFridays So survey from friends and sister say that I had to take out the paragraphs of inner thoughts I put in my profile. Apparently you can come off sounding desperate, fat, and awkward all in one.... Hey! I am new to all this!
Now my profile is kind of boring and there has been no activity. I told my sister I looked boring now. As my sister said,"Well? Now you don't have all those crazies messaging you. We had to stop the bleeding." I guess that is true. Next steps are to improve about the verbiage on the online sites. Sigh. Who knew online profiles would be so hard to make. I mean the message wasn't creepy like the one I got about wanting a sugar daddy, but still - if you could be the age of my dad, then I have to pass.
Lessons Learned: 1) I am taking down the picture of me with a dolphin in Atlantis from my online dating profile. 2)I am also going to figure out why I am attracting an unhealthy amount of older gentlemen callers 3) Ask my girlfriends who online date what is wrong with my profile. Background: After you go on your first Grouper, you move up in Grouper Karma points from Grasshopper to Yogi status. As you move up, you get certain perks.
For Yogi, I asked my wingwomen what they would like me to ask the Grouper consultant: Wingwoman 1: "Can you ask her for guys who are: -Well educated -Have money -Tall -Good looking -Like good food -Sophisticated." Wingwoman 2: "Can you also add: -Like to travel -Good sense of humor -Mature -Career oriented." Me: "You guys, I don't think we can get all that for $22/person." |
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