What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
Let's just say we had nothing to talk about at all. I spent more time drinking than listening after that.
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Initial reaction when I was matched with someone cute on OkCupid My reaction after He messages: "You give good head?" This is after I read on his profile:" One of the first things people see about me is my politeness and gentlemanly ways." SUCH FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her "subtle" daily way of telling me to settle down because I am getting older (apparently mid twenties means death). I don't think she gets that I like my freedom... Or she thinks I am enjoying so much that the cat is the next rational and logical step.
Playing hookey from work today! YAY!
Living out my kindergarten dream of growing up to be a truant :D I bought this Zara sweater a while ago and decided to wear it out to the opening soccer game of the season this past weekend.
Fast forward to trying to get out my seating row of said opening soccer game of the season to go to the concession stands. Some random guy: "Wow you have a lot of bones on your sweater." I sidestepped as I passed him and I felt something brush my back. Him leaned in: "I now have one too." AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's just say I didn't go back to my seat and ended up spending the remaining 80 minutes wandering the concession stands and different levels. Traumatized. I may or may not get a bit sassy,..Got to have my daily dose of gossip (without interruptions preferred!)
Was having fun at a club until the guy I started dancing with started to choke me! Ack! Scary!!!!
Pretending to cry tears of joy when really just crying because I spent $500 on a wedding gift (not including airfare and hotel).
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