What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
The things you find out about when you listen in on a domestic dispute between CC and her boyfriend. I can be super nosy, but I was minding my business this time - I was sleeping and I could hear this through a cement wall!
And I did talk to one of her customers in the elevator - was trying to be friendly and he was creepy!!! It all makes so much sense now - because logic. I need to shower now to get rid of the ickyness of it all. I need to get out of this dorm. I'm too old for this shit. Bye, gurl.
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This place takes the cake. It is where souls go to die. I waited sooooo long - Even waiting at the post office during the holidays isn't as bad (and so far I have already waited in those lines for a couple of hours).
Never again! When You Give A Guy Friend Your Bumble On Vacation And You Read Some Of The Messages Later11/7/2017 I went to LA to hang out with some friends and I said they could have my phone that night. They were like how are you getting so many hits in LA, we don't get any. I was like "Because I am exotic in some areas (don't know how you can be exotic with billions of Asians in the world, but I digress) - there is an strong Asian fetish here." They were like "sure..." No one believed me until I got this message - They were all stunned.
Shrug - Told you so! My guy friend also changed all my profile settings. Apparently I am a club promoter in LA and my age preference for guys is 18-24. I give him credit, he had wayyyy more texting game. She also said he stole the clothes he was wearing from her and demanded they take those clothes off him.
Pretty sure I heard a "Woah, no" outside my door. Me: "Turkish, Romanian, Russian, German/French..."
Karlie: "What, are you dating the United Nations?!" Me:"I never thought of it! I always had a specific type, but now, not so much." Karlie: "Seems to me you like your melanin." She is so wise. And I guess, I need to play Carmen San Diego and get a map of all the places the people I have been dating (and future dates) hail from. I tindered and played tour guide for a med student while on vacation for fun. We scampered around the city for the weekend. It was magical!
Lolz. Yeah outside a club at 2 AM, these girls were like so excited for us. At first we were like who are they talking about, then the wide eyed panic look took over. Then we both had a good laugh. Hahaha fun times! To the first best first date I have ever had! My friend while we are leaving the house in a cute outfit was like, "Oh good, I don't need to change because of course you are wearing that."
Me: "It's f*cking cold and I didn't bring cold weather clothing for this vacation-only beach clothes." We get to the meeting place, and this guy approaches me and both me and my friend are like "WTH, he's cute!!!" Note: This was a rare occasion that a guy who have pictures from 4 years ago age even better (I thought he was trying to hide something). And also, a chaperoned tinder date is kind of weird, but we made it work. Note: We went on four dates over the weekend (before I flounced back home) and I wore flannel the two other dates because it was damn cold! He was more bewildered by the fact I have massive sandal tan lolz. I take it I look like a homeless beach bum :) Best weekend ever. LIKE WTF! I am pretty sure we aren't allowed to have any pets. Couldn't sleep thinking Godzilla was going to eat me alive. FML
Kind of awkward to explain that I needed to change my number. To be fair, they should have caught on that my texts were coming in green when I clearly own an iPhone. So, not sorry. I owned it.
Can't believe I can't be sketch anymore. This dating thing is becoming more legit. |
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