What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
Just standing at the bar waiting for a drink, not even on the designation dance floor, when I felt something rubbing up against me from behind - I initially thought it was someone who was trying to pass since the place was crowded... until I saw an arm snake around me and grind on me hard.
Me: "WWooohhhh. " As I whip around with Bambi eyes Girl: "Hey Girl, you looking for a dance partner?" As she dances around me, like a lion circling its prey. Me: "Oh, oh no, but thank you very much." Nervous laugh Girl: "Well you just let me know" Wink and hair toss. Almost the exact same thing happened 10 minutes later on the other side of the bar with another chick. I must have been some sort of catnip last night. On the brightside: At least these women were super pretty, so I feel like it was okay for the first girl on girl action I have had. Moral of the story: 1) Never knew women to be so aggressive. 2)I need to stop wearing the androgynous clothing to the clubs, particularly gay clubs. 3) And also my gay guy friend needs a new hag because this one has jumped the fence.
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