What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
When The Indoor Cats You Are Cat Sitting For Escape! Look At What These Evil Genuises Did!12/29/2017 Holy shit I am the worst cat sitter ever. The two cats escaped and I didn't realize it for a full day! They were outside for at least 8 hours and I had to fess up to it because the owners had their cat cam on so they could totally see the negligence! In the morning I fed the two cats and opened the porch door for them so they could get some fresh air. After twenty minutes I did all the cat cleaning duties and closed the porch without hearing any of the cats. I was like "Man, it is so quiet in here, well will leave some food out just in case." I trotted off to the museum and cafe (b/c treat yo self). Got back all relaxed and the cat food was still there (that NEVER happens). First things that come to mind when I started overthinking: "Omg, the cats got catnapped - Shit these cats are this couple's life, I will pay whatever the damn ransom is." "Omg, I may have to put up Lost Cat Signs and all I have for photos are me making dumb faces or doing really juvenile things with the cats. It's going to be all over this neighborhood- how embarrassing!" I was like I only opened the porch today like usual, but the screen was there. Looked at the screen and was like "WTH!!! I didn't hear them make that huge hole! And they jumped through that! It wasn't as if it was low to the ground!" Oh course I start screeching their names and they come trotting up the stairs and swishing their tails like they didn't do anything wrong. I chased after both of them like a crazy lady and hustled them back into the house like I was guarding two wayward celebrities. Look at the pic - not one feeling of remorse coming from that cat.
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