What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
This city is wayyy too small!!!!!
My date was new to Tinder and we went to walk his dog (aka I wanted to hang out with a dog in between my lunch and dinner obligations). Me 5 minutes into me petting and playing with his dog that he mentions "they got him from xyz". The plural got my antenna goes up. Me: "Let me guess you just got out of a five year relationship." Him: "Huh? How did you know?" Me: "Because girls don't bring back a dog into a relationship unless they want the guy to commit on some level. That isn't a year 1 rookie move. That is like a year 3 let's think about hitched plan." Him: "Yeah, that's exactly how it worked out. She is actually Russian, married, and works as a bartender." Me: "Hmmm, based on the location she must be hot because that area is full of corporate guys and so it is hard to get a job there as a bartender. So I know why you fell for it." Date: "Yeah, she is crazy hot, but she also had me taking her on vacations and buying her a call." Me: "Let me guess, basic gold digger 101 - you paid for the place you shared, expected 5 star resorts and I'm assuming you got her a cute BMW coupe to show her status symbol." Date: "DO YOU LIKE KNOW HER OR SOMETHING?! That is exactly what happened?!" Me: "Heh this is almost too easy. Logically, it's easy to figure out her personality and yours. Let me help you with your Tinder profile, so you don't sound like such a sucker and then I am leaving for my dinner." Me getting to my dinner party and rehashing the story. I mentioned what he did and the area he was working in - which I thought was pretty da*n niche no one would know it. Another Guest: "Wait, I'm in that field and I just quit my job, but I was asked yesterday to talk to a new hire coming in next week." Me: "Is his name ____?" Guest:"Omg, yes. Now I know too much about this guy and I haven't yet to meet. I don't know what I would do if I met him in person." Me chortled. Oops. That's insensitive.
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