What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
Well switching over to CMB hasn't changed my dating pool it seems - looks like even more weirder results!
When did I become a priest and people have to confess their sins to me!??! I had a feeling he was still in something with a girl, so not all that shocked, just a little shocked that of course, something like this would happen to me. Him: "I'm going to blow your mind right now." Me (Inside thoughts): "Heh, doubt you could ever blow my mind." Him:"I'm married." Me (I did the ring finger check and there wasn't even a tan line): "Wait, our original first date was scheduled for V-Day and I was the one who changed it - You weren't planning on spending it with her, but a random stranger?! That's jacked up!" Him: "Blah blah blah, excuses." (Sorry, I tuned out to that part) Basically after that it became a therapy session and then became a feedback session for another 30 minutes. Him: "You should tell people you don't drink because for me that is a big part of my life. Let's liken it to going to mini golf and you say you don't mini golf, but I will watch you play. It makes the date super awkward." Me: "And you should tell your dates you are married." (pretty sure that isn't an apples to apples comparison) Him: "I'm sorry I don't have all my stuff together and you deserve someone who can provide you with what you said during the date. I hope you didn't think this was a big waste of time." Me: "Nah. No one is forcing me to stay. And besides, I have always wanted to check this place out and you paid for my non-alcoholic drink, which was nice of you. Most guys here don't pay. So the bar for a date is THAT LOW. So we are good. But we are never meeting again." Him: "Oh I thought that was a given." Me: "Just checking. I needed to confirm and give this closure." He paid and we walked out together - gave him a hug and wished him luck. Then I trotted off to a music concert. Looked around concert for my next dating victim (though I was the victim this evening!) and most of the goers were gay men and very loud tweens. So got some tacos and a cookie and sang with the crowd. It was a great night. It makes me smile. He touched my leg a couple of times during the date to feel out the situation, which I pretended to be oblivious to it all (I wasn't, I was intentionally ignoring it). Thank god I didn't get dressed up for this date (even my boss when he saw my outfit was like wow you really give no fucks about dating do you) or comb my hair, but still - MARRIED! Well I get that is one way of getting catfished.
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