What Happens When You: Work, Date, And Try To Stay Away From Crazies
It all goes horribly wrong.
One of my guy roommates loves yoga. What does that mean? It means a lot of spandex. Like a lot. And not normal colored spandex. For instance, if it is a normal grey or black, there is always piping to accentuate certain parts of the anatomy...
Okay, so we go to a park to workout. He goes his way in his bright yellow capri length spandex and short shorts and no shirt, I go my way in my full on baggy outfit (1. not at his fitness level on any scale and 2. yeah, that much stuff makes me uncomfortable), we meet at the end. We go home. And done. Walking back to the car after we both are finished, there is a kid and her mom. Kid, pointing: "Mommy, why is that man not wearing pants?" Mother whips around. Mother:"Oh no, sweetie, the man has pants on, but it is hard to see." As she hurries her kid away from us. All I am thinking: "God we are going to be on America's Most Wanted and added to the national Sex Offenders List" Has my yogi roommate learned his lesson? Nope. He still goes there in that outfit. I think it's his favorite.
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